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#12 El Presidente

The right bear is not the care bear the right bear is not the czar bear the right bear is the ghoulash bear.

We of the Slovenistan have a new president. The elections were free, fair … etc. Fortunately the president doesn’t actually do anything per se. *note: “teh” is not a misspelling.

This was written by Luka. Posted on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, at 12:55 pm. Filed under In Human News 2.0. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

18 Comments

  1. cherry wrote:

    long live the nothingdoing president!

    Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 1:12 pm | Permalink
  2. jin wrote:

    Better Turks than bears. Bears like honey and are dangerous for your health. Turks just have a funny language.

    Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 6:45 pm | Permalink
  3. Luka wrote:

    Ah, well … mustn’t be too hasty to judge. I’d suggest a solomonic solution, where we split the country proportionally, say the winner gets the western 70% of the country and the runner up the easter 30%.

    Then we could run scientific tests.

    Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 12:01 am | Permalink
  4. urbanapodgana wrote:

    so Lojze gets to be the The Wicked Witch of The West.

    Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 8:46 pm | Permalink
  5. urbanapodgana wrote:

    EAST! Stupid stupid me!

    Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 8:47 pm | Permalink
  6. Luka wrote:

    What, with feet sticking out?

    Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 11:40 pm | Permalink
  7. urbanapodgana wrote:

    And striped socks.

    Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:28 am | Permalink
  8. Luka wrote:

    Really? I didn’a know he wore stripy socks. I’ve always found stripy socks very attractive. I have a selection of them myself. Ah, to be a witch and fly a broomstick 700 miles an hour, to have a cat, a rat and maybe a pointy hat. :)

    Friday, November 16, 2007 at 3:26 pm | Permalink
  9. jin wrote:

    The wicked witch is dead. Jupi. Let us all sing a song! :) The wicked witch is dead!

    Friday, November 16, 2007 at 4:08 pm | Permalink
  10. Luka wrote:

    All hail the new King and Queen of Munchkinland?

    Friday, November 16, 2007 at 6:44 pm | Permalink
  11. urbanapodgana wrote:

    Munchkins always gave me a bit of creeps. Flying monkeys too. But I want to be like Glinda, the pretty witch that travels around in the soap bubble.

    Friday, November 16, 2007 at 7:10 pm | Permalink
  12. Luka wrote:

    You’ve read the books, I gather? For I have not … and this Glinda person you speak of, she sounds odd. Is she a minority? :o

    Sunday, November 18, 2007 at 1:22 am | Permalink
  13. urbanapodgana wrote:

    au contraire, my friend :)

    Sunday, November 18, 2007 at 10:11 am | Permalink
  14. Luka wrote:

    That’s Glinda? I thought she was the Good Witch of the North?

    Sunday, November 18, 2007 at 6:31 pm | Permalink
  15. Urbanapodgana wrote:

    That’s her job title. Glinda is her name.

    Monday, November 19, 2007 at 11:12 am | Permalink
  16. Luka wrote:

    Glinda? Ooh … somebody was imaginative. Let’s call her Linda. Hmm … no, Linda’s too ordinary. What about … ohhh … Lindar? Too elvish. Blinda? Too bling … or blind. Plinda? Pliny. Klinda? No, no … call her Glinda. Ooh, I like that. Yeah, me too. Almost glad, but still Linda. And it’s not like *glina* means anything in any language.

    Monday, November 19, 2007 at 3:00 pm | Permalink
  17. Urbanapodgana wrote:

    You ruined it for me :(

    Monday, November 19, 2007 at 3:09 pm | Permalink
  18. Luka wrote:

    Oh, we’re off to see the Wizzard, the wunnerful Wizzard of Oz!

    Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 11:49 pm | Permalink

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