Human Sheep

Obviously the out-of-Africa hypothesis is more likely than the neanderlovenia hypothesis, if nothing else, both the African protoslovenia and the modern Slovenia face East, while neanderlovenia faced West from beneath its beetling brows. The Tethys Rape hypothesis, while plausible to an extent, is severely hampered by the incredible amount of time that elapsed between the Rape and the first records of Slovenia. It is highly unlikely that an immature country or even Egg of State could survive the millennia that followed those events. The God hypothesis is only presented to make bible-thumpers happy, but we all know that both the Weevil and the Sociobiological Accident hypotheses are much more likely. Even the ridiculous idea that Geology takes Millions and Millions of Years is more likely than the Slippery God hypothesis, but there you have it.

Tomorrow: something else!