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Hamsterday 5: David

David, snailing seductively out of his shell, spear of kings and snails in hand, blood and gore all a-drip, hamster and sheep all a-discussive in the background, yay, verily, thus it was.

It being precisely 503 years 2 months and 19 days after the unveiling of Michelangelo’s David, which is the equivlent of One Solar Chariot and a Smidgen, Hamster has unveiled its pezzo di resistenza.

This was written by Luka. Posted on Monday, November 26, 2007, at 1:53 pm. Filed under Hamsterday, Hamsters, In Human News 2.0, Sheep. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

4 Comments

  1. urbanapodgana wrote:

    oh, he’s so perfect

    Monday, November 26, 2007 at 3:27 pm | Permalink
  2. Luka wrote:

    Yes, he is. He works out daily, moving in sysiphean manner 3 to 4 tons approximately 75 centimetres.

    Monday, November 26, 2007 at 10:39 pm | Permalink
  3. jin wrote:

    As long as there is some blood on the spear, this can be called a great work of postmodernism!

    Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 9:46 pm | Permalink
  4. Luka wrote:

    Bloody spears are indicative of postmodernism? Heavens, what next? A crucifix suspended in Uranus?

    Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 9:44 am | Permalink

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