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the adventures of Hamster and Friends

Imperium Hamsterium

Now, I know you’ve been waiting for a while, but I think this one’s worth it. The Imperium Hamsterium - everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the Ancient World, but were afraid to Hamster!
As history dragged on, democracy was apparently invented by the trudgesome hordes that came after the Steppe Hamsters. It involved hitting [...]

The Ice Age of Slovenia

Next: the Discovery of Bronze and the spread of Agriculture.

the Geography of S.love.nia

Obviously the out-of-Africa hypothesis is more likely than the neanderlovenia hypothesis, if nothing else, both the African protoslovenia and the modern Slovenia face East, while neanderlovenia faced West from beneath its beetling brows. The Tethys Rape hypothesis, while plausible to an extent, is severely hampered by the incredible amount of time that elapsed between the [...]

Slovenia - A Hamster’s Eye View

Welcome to Slovenia Hamsteriana! It is the pleasure of Hamster to present this realm of smashing(ed) cars, rivers of wine, rolling hills and standing steeples! Hamster will utilize the current interregnum to begin an in-depth, jaundiced overview of what it is to be Slovenish and what makes this land Slovenia.
Hamster will begin with geography, bypassing [...]

2 days …

Mathematics so hard, is sometimes add an IT too much.

City Hamster


4 days

What I am preparing is a kind of travelogue, a mockumentary if you will, presenting the great nation of the Hamster.

6 Days to go …


Coming soon …

Hamsterlovers of the land unite, a series of multi-hamster shorts will inaugurate a new Hamster Mockumentary starting in 10 days. The countdown begins …

Spit Roast