Saturday, December 29, 2007
Nonplussed was I as our optiscope brought close to mine oculars that Mothership of Mass, it’s top the cruciform oricular shape of that Great Beast, the Mickey, it’s body the Can of the Consumer and it’s understory a shimmering, bloating, ventrilating, flatulating mass of tangled and bewebbed sloganry and marketry. Bloodmonkey looked not unnerved and [...]
Friday, December 28, 2007
Another delay! If you somehow believe that I should have your number … I don’t. Not anymore. I lost my phone skiing. The picture says it all. So, anyway, if you want me to have your number … mail it to me or something.
Friday, December 21, 2007
Everybody, just lettin’ you know - I aten’t dead. I had, however, an unfortunate and rather difficult week … I guess the story of the Big Fat Star will conclude … around the 27th of December or so. Maybe I’ll get one more pic online today.
-yrst truly.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
I asked our Captain, “Why follow you yonder diesel whale, arrgh?” and he responced and essayed to explain, “Thaat diesel whaale you arrgh of, thaat is none other than the Celestial Diesel Whaale of the Flower and the Pot, who fell to this here faair Earth from the Skies aabove, materiaalizing when the High Improbaability [...]
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Tagged diesel, flower, flower pot, great quest, Hitchiker's Guide, Jolly Fat Man, Sheep, ship, whale, whale-ship
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Thursday, December 6, 2007
The Big Fat Star, known to men as that of Bethlehem, was beheld by Captain Bloodmonkey. And he *knew*. He knew it was no Star. Rather, it was the exhaust vent of the Jolly Wagon of Destruction, the Machine of Consumption, the Flaming Mothership of Mass. He gave the order and the Rock Ship Kurmatum [...]
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Tagged A Christmas Tale, Bird, Christmas, Jolly Fat Man, Kurmatum al Hurd, Mosquito, Pirate sheep, Rock Sheep, rock ship, Sheep, xmas.
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Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Twenty days to Xmas. Still time to loot for presents and sell your soul for trinkets and baguettes. I read somewhere that in the UK alone 3 bn. euros worth of unwanted presents are given per Xmas.
In our Hamster Education series: stratification and inequality. Or why the rich get richer and the poor get more numerous. A fun introduction might be the Gini coefficient. Go forth and multiply!