Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Now, I know you’ve been waiting for a while, but I think this one’s worth it. The Imperium Hamsterium - everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the Ancient World, but were afraid to Hamster!
As history dragged on, democracy was apparently invented by the trudgesome hordes that came after the Steppe Hamsters. It involved hitting [...]
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
No Hamster today. But I have an excuse.
I finally posted something on Threadless! Here’s hoping … fingers crossed, nickers boxed.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Next: the Discovery of Bronze and the spread of Agriculture.
Obviously the out-of-Africa hypothesis is more likely than the neanderlovenia hypothesis, if nothing else, both the African protoslovenia and the modern Slovenia face East, while neanderlovenia faced West from beneath its beetling brows. The Tethys Rape hypothesis, while plausible to an extent, is severely hampered by the incredible amount of time that elapsed between the [...]
Welcome to Slovenia Hamsteriana! It is the pleasure of Hamster to present this realm of smashing(ed) cars, rivers of wine, rolling hills and standing steeples! Hamster will utilize the current interregnum to begin an in-depth, jaundiced overview of what it is to be Slovenish and what makes this land Slovenia.
Hamster will begin with geography, bypassing [...]
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Give blood to parasite hamster while you wait!
Mathematics so hard, is sometimes add an IT too much.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
And here you see Hamster with a mouth.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
What I am preparing is a kind of travelogue, a mockumentary if you will, presenting the great nation of the Hamster.