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#18 The Big Fat Star

Thursday, December 6, 2007

The Big Fat Star, known to men as that of Bethlehem, was beheld by Captain Bloodmonkey. And he *knew*. He knew it was no Star. Rather, it was the exhaust vent of the Jolly Wagon of Destruction, the Machine of Consumption, the Flaming Mothership of Mass. He gave the order and the Rock Ship Kurmatum [...]

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#13 Has the Bird Flu-en?

Thursday, November 15, 2007

It’s odd, I only caught this biddle of news on the local Radio and Televison network. Nada on Guardian, Wired or BBC. It was probably a local error, but it gave me a way of drawing on transhumanism.

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#3 The Sperm Count

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Now, you might not believe this, but birds are seriously penis defficient, possessing  only a cloaca. Also, you can add increased fertility to the list of the health benefits of sex.

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