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#20 Mothership of Mass (Consumption)

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Nonplussed was I as our optiscope brought close to mine oculars that Mothership of Mass, it’s top the cruciform oricular shape of that Great Beast, the Mickey, it’s body the Can of the Consumer and it’s understory a shimmering, bloating, ventrilating, flatulating mass of tangled and bewebbed sloganry and marketry. Bloodmonkey looked not unnerved and [...]

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#18 The Big Fat Star

Thursday, December 6, 2007

The Big Fat Star, known to men as that of Bethlehem, was beheld by Captain Bloodmonkey. And he *knew*. He knew it was no Star. Rather, it was the exhaust vent of the Jolly Wagon of Destruction, the Machine of Consumption, the Flaming Mothership of Mass. He gave the order and the Rock Ship Kurmatum [...]

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