I have it on record that Hamster is in Heaven doing heavenly hamsterly things. It’s good to believe.
New Hamster died this weekend. His coffin is ready and he will be buried beneath the middling big tree in the Office Yard. May his seed store never empty in his afterlife. Om.
Edit: Added photos of the coffin and the grave. 17.03.08 - 12:57
It’s very nearly that time again, when the death of God or His Son or His Incarnation or Avatar is narrowly averted or reverted, thanks to a timely resurrection. And here, to start of the Festive and Feastive Season … a look to Hamster Jesus’ Adventures from last year.
And so on. Suggestions for the 2008 [...]
I know I’m a bit late … but still, I bet that wasn’t a unique case.
Just a note - it’s misogyny, not mysoginy. Eh.
It’s odd, I only caught this biddle of news on the local Radio and Televison network. Nada on Guardian, Wired or BBC. It was probably a local error, but it gave me a way of drawing on transhumanism.
Actually, the Sheep might be wrong about the suicide pigeon. It is true, however, that a pigeon caught under a car’s wheel will in fact explode with a loud “Pop!”
Historically I know of no divinity besides Loki who stitched his lips up.
In the little cisalpine republick of Slovenia an election is taking place. This is illegal, since it’s less than 24 hours till polls open … but vote for Hamster or it’s martial law!
In fact it was upon the twelfth day of this month of October those many years ago that the Hamster reached Asia by landing in America.