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#25 ‘Ware Santaman

The Elfs and Elves defeated, we a-charged the uppity-stair past the glitter-halls of Consumpce and the shimmer-aisles of Green-Eye and the heaved hordes of Goods, towards that lord of the Mothership of Mass Consumption, the Red Man of the Red Star, He Who Births Christmas, the One and Only Repetitive and Timeless One, the Santaman. [...]

#24 On the Heads of Elves

With a crash we were upon them! The Big Fat Star breach’d, the elves a-fear-ten’d! Our moment was now!