This could help somebody …

Now, I know you’ve been waiting for a while, but I think this one’s worth it. The Imperium Hamsterium - everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the Ancient World, but were afraid to Hamster!

As history dragged on, democracy was apparently invented by the trudgesome hordes that came after the Steppe Hamsters. It involved hitting the elected Prince until he sat down on an old pillar capstone, and then serving him up to the Bavarians along with some Wurst.

Seriously, this is all true.

If you want this piece of fine artwork on your wall, feel free to print it out. Just don’t sell it or stuff. :P

I finally posted something on Threadless! Here’s hoping … fingers crossed, nickers boxed.

Next: the Discovery of Bronze and the spread of Agriculture.