I Bought These £35 Sandals Because of the Olsen Twins, and I Can't Believe How Expensive They Look


I am admittedly not a The Row person. I am too loud (both actually and aesthetically) for its whispering splendor. Nothing about me is subtle, but I do appreciate how simplicity is imbued into all of its pieces. And often I do find that the brand’s footwear sways me over to the dark side. I love kooky ballet flats (like these PVC trash-filled ones just released by Ashley Williams), but nothing is chicer—to me—than sandals that make you unafraid to show some toe.

By now, even the most novice fashion people know that The Row makes ultra-luxe flip-flops and sultry strappy sandals that retail for over £1000. Naturally, when I saw an image of Mary-Kate Olsen wearing strappy black sandals in the streets of New York in a loose orange hoodie that oozed uncomplicated coolness, I assumed the shoes were from her brand.

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So, can you imagine my surprise when I realised that not only were the sandals not The Row, but that they were also from Teva. Oh, and they cost just £35 (though I’ve found them currently on sale for £28). It sent a shiver down my spine. It altered my brain chemistry. It caused me to black out and add to basket immediately. I’ve never regretted anything less.